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Principal: Y R U LATE?
Ur Classmates Came
2gether On Time.
Student: Sir,
Sheeps Always
Come Together.
But Lion Always Comes ALONE
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If U Need Original Tigers
Nail For Ur Chain Locket
Contact Me Immediately
Bcos M Cuttin
My Nails 2moro.
Booking Close Today
153 chars (1 sms)
If U Need Original Tigers
Nail For Ur Chain Locket
Contact Me Immediately
Bcos M Cuttin
My Nails 2moro.
Booking Close Today
153 chars (1 sms)
Height Of Unreasonable Demand ??
2negroes Wearin Black Suit
Standin Infront F A White Wal
N Asking 4
a Color Phtograph
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Height Of Unreasonable Demand ??
2negroes Wearin Black Suit
Standin Infront F A White Wal
N Asking 4
a Color Phtograph
139 chars (1 sms)
Do U Know My Love Story..
INTERVAL
The End!!
Full Of Suspense!!
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Do U Know My Love Story..
INTERVAL
The End!!
Full Of Suspense!!
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Wat Is D Diff B/W
Poison & Alcohol?
If U Drink Alcohol,
U Will Dance Around People,
If U Drink Poison
People Wil Dance Around U..!
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Youth Nowadays R Gettin Worst.
I Was In Temple
When A Guy Next
To Me Lite A Cigarete
Frm The Arti.
I Was Shocked N
Droped My Beer Bottle
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Two Snake Sitin In The Jungle,
Female Snake Tried 2 Kiss The Male Snake
Suddenly Male Snake Turned
&
Started Singing
Zehar Hai K Pyar Hai Tera Chuma
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Two Snake Sitin In The Jungle,
Female Snake Tried 2 Kiss The Male Snake
Suddenly Male Snake Turned
&
Started Singing
Zehar Hai K Pyar Hai Tera Chuma
164 chars (2 sms)
Waiter Gives Bill To HAMMAD.
HAMMAD: Take This Card.
Waiter: But Sir, This Is Ration Card
HAMMAD:So What? You Hv Writen ALL CARD ACCEPTED!
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Zindagi Me Kamiyaab Honay K Do Asool :
1. Kabhi Kisi Ko Puri Baat Na Batao...
2. ....
(Dosra Mujey B Nahi Pata.
Mujey B Itna Hi Aya Tha.
Utna Forward Kr Dia)
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In Aortoon Se Dosti Achi Nhi "Faraz"
Kacha Tera Mkan Ha Tmko Khusra Hi Thek Ha
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Dr. Buzrg Mareez Se...
Main Tme Aesi Dawa Dun Ga K Tm Jawan Ho Jao Ge
Buzrg Mareez : O Mere Khudaa Toh Main Apni Pension Kese Loon Ga
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